hot little midwest mess ♥

writingsforwinter:

After so many years of one-night stands and flings and breakups

and possibly even eventual divorces with happy women,

women full of joy who put their slippers in order by color

and always seemed to know exactly what to do with

the dirty tea cups, washing them instead…

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

I mean…

I mean…

Imagine a fighter with a centerfold’s face, comes from a long line of blue collars and lace, an overachiever, even she don’t believe her own fame.

Imagine a fighter with a centerfold’s face, comes from a long line of blue collars and lace, an overachiever, even she don’t believe her own fame.

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
Unknown (via capecodcollegiate)
… its too early for this bullshit.
Me, no matter what time it is (via natashakills)

kingsleyyy:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

Because science

Because science